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Thursday, August 31, 2006
It has been termed Homo Testiculus Hirstutus, otherwise known simply as The Hairy Testicle Man, akin to the both the Homo Sapiens and of course, as one can naturally guess, the Homo Erectus. Its name was derived from its appearance-it is hairy in nature. The Hairy Testicle Man is strictly not to be mistaken for the other species which is more common and easily found, known as The Hairy Testicled Man. It is also the cousin to the related species which belong to The Hairy Testicled Man. Witnesses on the scene were heard to have exclamations of horror when they heard the term given to the identified species. Batgirl(not her real name), was heard to have yelped or rather, screeched, "Stop it can!" The police are still investigating as to the nature of the remark-they are unsure as to whether it meant that someone should stop The Hairy Testicle Man from the considerable trauma it provided for those whom unfortunately laid sight to it or whether it meant simply for the student to stop mentioning the now official name of this new human species. There is only one known living species that has been discovered at the moment and the student considers himself fortunate to have the honour of sharing his classroom with it, as the species still attends school and functions rather normally as a human being. For a viewing of the species, please contact the species itself as it is considerably friendly, making history once again, for never before has any testicle been able to converse with humans. Behavioural patterns have been noticed in this extremely rare species. As there has only been one that is discovered, most of the species behaviours are based on this particular one. It has been noticed to emit a shrill noises from what seems to be its mouth when poked in the sides. It falls under the chinese race too. It seems to be one step ahead of its cousin species, for its has the ability to uncurl its hair via the same means as us humans, rebonding at a hair salon; that is another trait differs its hair from its cousin species.It seems to also have affinity for balls, for the other half of the pair it belongs to has them. The Hairy Testicle Man also has been found to have a button for a nose. The button functions both as a nose and a button as well, something its cousing species lacks. When pressed, the species begins to recite the alphabet, but somehow has problem progressing beyond its attempt at the very first letter, 'ehhhhhh!!!!!' The Hairy Testicle Man is also short in stature and can be very bimbotic. It is not filled with sperm, at least not yet to the student's knowledge, but air. Its ego is undiffusable, often reacting to human slang such as 'chio bu' and also has been known to disregard its given name and call itself 'mei2 nu3(chinese for pretty girl or woman)' instead. The species is still under observation and roaming free. The student has but one fair warning for every male out there in society- please keep The Hairy Testicle Man's cousin species in check or they might evolve into this species in future. +disclaimer: This post is only for humourous purposes. No malice was intended and no testicle was hurt during the creation. + posted by Lau Wen Loong at 9:16 PM Wednesday, August 30, 2006 Aaron's Party/ Moca's Cooler Party. Duh. Anyway reminder for those going tommorrow from the Man himself, bring civvies please. Ok on to the important stuff. So far those confirmed going on friday are : Ying Qing, Enli, Michelle, Sophia, Nivi, Yiwen, Wen Loong, Weiren, Zhao Feng and Jishun. Rachel and Aaron are unconfirmed, and Zhao Feng has to leave by evening, and Jishun has a dental appointment at 3.30. (but we all know where he's REALLY going) If anyone else has any other time contraints let me know tomorrow. The main plan. Ok i'm unsure of whether to leave it open, free and easy, or do have some semblance of an organised plan. Either way, here are just some suggestions as to what we can do. - Cycling: Even though Zhao Feng and Jishun can't cycle, ('the latter doesn't need to', thanks Enli) i'm sure we can accomadate them on some double bikes or something. - 'Picnic': Or just sit around at the beach and chill out. Soccer and frisbee are also possible during this time. - Pool at Parkway: In case it gets too hot in the afternoon, or as the wet weather backup plan. Since this seemed to be a hit with most of those that came down the last time, i'm assuming there'll be no objections here. - Final Stop: My house, for a mini-'party'. Don't get me wrong, i don't really care whether it's my birthday or not, but this is an excuse for me to open my house so close to promos. Once again, any other suggestions as to what we can do in the area will always be welcomed. Also, my house will be open for a stayover to anyone at night. I know most (if not all) of the girls in the class are probably uncomfortable with the idea, but i'm hoping yall can put aside your reservations and join us for most probably our last class event before promos. Yea. Rest assured that yall will be well taken care of. ... Trust me! Any other inquiries can be directed to me tomorrow. posted by Moca at 10:02 PM Wednesday, August 23, 2006 Things I Admire in my classmates Hey guys, gurls, posted this on my blog and since not all of you read it, thought I'd post it here too, so you all know. Things I can learn from and which I admire in my classmates in A01D(who rock btw) or were previously from the class i shall be do a grace and post it alphabetically. Aaron Although he's really vulgar and seems to tell people they can 'f**k off'(quote from the guy himself), he's really a good friend. He tries to be nice to all and can (though he doesn't seem the sort) help you out if you need help. He has interesting insights, considering his many experiences. I can learn increase my insights to life from him. Alison A very cheerful (i must add this) little girl who's mostly smiling. She can be very egoistic (half-joking) but is fun-loving and a self-professed bimbo, but she' supportive of the class and loves the class lots. She's also quite hyperactive. I can learn how to smile always from her. Carmen I don't talk much to her, but she seems like one with a strong character, who also has her soft side at the same time. I can learn the characteristic of strength in different cicumstances from her. Chen Xing The newest member of our class who transferred from Pioneer(good choice I say and he proclaims so too). Although he has not integrated completely into our class culture yet, he's uniquely different in a positive way and is humble. He knows something called self-control, something I desperately need. I can learn the self-control this guy has. Enli I must admit I wasn't too fond of this little vulture at first, but I grew to be. She's very mature in her actions and for someone our age. She was the person I'm was referring to when I talked about being responsible. I seriously admire her. She's smart too. Grace The self-denying perfectionist who is absurdly neat and tidy. Although she seems slightly odd, she's not and she can play music real well from what I know. Something I am aiming to do with the guitar. She's got this really interesting laughter that she shares with Sarah. She's also very good at literature. I can learn to be fastidious from her. Jishun The smallest guy in class but he has a big character and I've neve seen him get angry, not even annoyed. He's really patient and puts up with my asking questions during math. He's also sporting and funny. I can learn to patience from him. Marcus He's the dota freak in class. I'm not sure how good he is, but he'lol definitely kick my ass, anyone does. He's good at piano too and despite seemingly being commanding and demanding at times, he really is quite a nice guy. He wants the best for the class and is also quite smart. If he wants to do something well and puts his mind to it, he will keep doing so till he gets it right, as seen from his playing the piano so much on one song to perfect it. I can learn being dedicated to the causes I have in mind from this guy. Michelle She's often made fun of for being anorexic though she really isn't and actually does eat quite a bit. Anyway, she's mighty fun and one of the most interesting characters in class. She's fun to talk to and thinks before she speaks as I recall through a particular incident when Nivi came and told us to sign a petition on doing away with pw, then she said its actually useful, but not in its present state, so it should just be improved upon; myself, on the other hand, when to go sign immediately, before realising upon 2nd thought that I agree with her. I can learn how to stop and think, considering my actions before carrying them out from this girl. Nivi I also need to get to know her better, but I think she's quite sporty, playing basketball with the guys. Not all girls would do that and also, she gets things done; she's in my pw group and she keeps us on the ball. I can learn being on the ball and being able to finish my given tasks on time from her. Rachel She's the female rocker of our class now that Nat's gone. Speaking of Nat, I didn't include her because I really don't know her at all, but she's nice from what I know. Anyway, Rachel is serving in her church's worship ministry and I respect that because it takes guts to perform in front of others and also because she giving back to God with what God has blessed her with-a seriously good voice. She's also violent at times though. haha. Yiwen would know. I can learn how to give back to God with what He has blessed me with from her. Sarah The class' 'mother'. Haha. Seriously though, I admire her for her ability to stand sure and stedfast(lol. BB motto) in her non-conforming ways in regards to not cursing or swearing. Although sometimes she comes across as naggy, I believe she's a good influence despite her crazy laughter she shares with Grace. She is unafraid to stand for what she believes in. I can learn that from her. Sindhu I remember her craziness during the senior class party and her OCD ways, not using the public toilet because it'd dirty and being really scared of library books because their disgustingly and horrendously dirty. Speaking of the class party, I remember she freaked Yiwen out by wanting to give him a peck on the cheek because she felt so loving. She then proceeded to give Aaron and I one. Lol. I've never been been given a peck prior to that. Haha. She's funny and a cool person to hang around, able to amuse herself. She's witty and humorous. I can learn how to hang loose from her, enjoying my friens' company. Sophia The maths genius and the one bearing the nickname 'Lady of Wisdom'. She's a really good girl and its interesting that I've found out she can be crappily fun too, despite being seemingly serious. She's good at chinese and has interesting analogies like how she realised that we should be able to factorise God from the various aspects of our lives; that echoes my belief of 'If God' not the God of every part of your life, He's not the God of your life at all'. She's vey disciplined and focused, gets her work done. I can learn that from her. I can also learn frugality from her. Weiren Most 'screwable guy in class'. Haha. He speaks worse chinese than me, but that's because he speaks french instead. He's from my church and enjoys sports. He is fun to hang around. I can learn French from him. hahahaha. lol. Jokes aside, I can learn how to be hardworking from him. Ying Qing Most 'screwable girl in class'. Lol. Parallels weiren. mmmm.... hahaha. She's cool because for a girl, she plays soccer and watches soccer. She's also funky because she took higher chinese and speak italian and french too. She's got a lot of suitors. Haha. She's quite guarded but a good friend indeed. She can see the nicest things in people and is accomodating. I can learn how to see the best in others from her. Yiwen He's the most 'AC'-ish RI boy in class and is sporting. He's really good at KI too, seeing he nearly topped or topped the class. He's really smart too, considering all his life he's never really mugged. He considers studying to be reading through the notes the night before exams. He's also great to be around. He's playful and enjoys simple pleasures in life, something I can learn to do. Zhao Feng The top student in class. Ironically, he's placed last here. Man, I've been doing this lit-esque thing a lot lately, drawing similarities to lit in so many things and playing with puns. Anyway, he's conscientious and a good CT rep, responsible and kind. I can learn those character traits from him. Yea. I didn't wanna do a whole like remember this remember that post. That I'll do after prom or something but I was wanting to post on my blog and didn't know what to post and decided to follow through with this idea I had of doing this. So yea. Thanks for being my role models in your own different ways. I think I shall go catch up on my missed sleep. Goodnight. posted by Lau Wen Loong at 10:46 PM Tuesday, August 22, 2006 my left big toe hurts and i don't know why. heheh i decided to blog HERE for once instead on my own blog. ^_^ tee. stayed in sch till 8.30. heh. ally knows, coz i called her. XD sorry for being so presumptuous, i was a bit desperate. there's this damn hilarious video of mich being retarded during TSD class... but she was literally begging and pleading me not to upload it, so i shall prove myself to be the true friend that i never really am and.... not post it. =D but she didn't say anything about the pic~  i know, i know. great friend i am. all kowtow and hail.
posted by krayle at 10:37 PM Sunday, August 20, 2006 Something Inspirational Hey class. I know my previous posts have been lame and silly but this one I promise will be unlike them. I'm posting not because of the silly picture of me that alison put up. She got it from my friendster account profile, so I actually don't mind it. I'm posting this becaue I felt like I have to really share this with all of you after someone remind me of it. I realise during this testing period in which the promotional exams draw near and project work needs to be urgently handed in, many of us feel thoroughly stressed and strained. Somehow, during this period also, things seem to be rough and difficult-hard to handle and tiring. We all feel like we can do with a break-I for one do. We feel scared, nervous, unprepared, worried and all the other words for stress, tiredness, worry and frustration that exists. However, in this time, I would like to say that God looks down on us and we can look to Him for strength. For those of us who are not Christian, we can look to inspirational people to draw strength and inspiration. I have one perfect example- the Hoyt team. They are a stunning and exceedingly inspirational father and son duo whom take part in races together. Rick was strangled by his own umblical cord at birth, which prevented oxygen from reaching his brain, suffocatin him. The doctors managed to untangle the cord to save his life, but the incident at birth left his brain permanently damaged and his body paralysed. He cannot talk and can only communicate with a specially equipped computer, tapping his head to answer questions posed to him. Yet, with this damage to his body, he has managed to achieve a degree even though it took him an agonisingly long period of time as he got tired easily as a result of no exercise to his body. In 1981 though, when Rick learnt of a charity event that would benefit a paralysed athlete, Rick disregarded his own paralysis and handicap. He asked his father whether they could participate in the event, which shocked Dick greatly, for he was no runner. However, because his son had specifically requested to participate in the event, he agreed to do so. That marked the beginning of hundreds of races for both father and son, for later on, after the race, Rick told his father that when he ran, he did not feel handicapped. The pair are amazing inspirations to runners all over the world. Their personal best in only 35 minutes off the world record which is extremely remarkable because Dick runs pushing a wheelchair specifially made for Rick, They have also competed in the Ironman Triathlon before, a mixture of swimming, followed by bikind and which culminates in running, all the events of which are marathons-3.8 kilometres for the swim segment(I am truly shamed.), 180 kilometres for the biking segment and 42.2 kilometes for the running segment(once again, I am truly shamed). For the swim segment, Dick not only swims the full 3.8 kilometres but also drags an inflatable raft in which Rick lies throughout the segment. He then places Rick on the front of his bike before proceeding to cycle the full length and then running the 42.2 kilometres pushing his son. They also qualified for the Boston marathon legally, via time placement. Dick ran a good time for his age and qualified, but his son was of a younger age and so did not meet the timings, which were much harder to achieve. However, in order that his son could qualify for the Boston marathon too, he trained hard and finally managed a time in which his son too qualified for the Boston, an extremely remarkable event. Here is a short clip of the Hoyt team in action. Please watch it. it's worth every single second of the four minutes and fourteen second of time in which the clip runs its length. I hope that we all learn something from this father and son duo. I believe that while indeed life can be hard on us, we like the father and son team, have each other to help us through it and to encourage us as Rick encourages Dick solely by his presence. I believe also that we can learn that others suffer much more than us and so we should be thankful for our situation and how fortunate we truly are. Thanks for being great people and friends. All the best in studying for the promotional exams! posted by Lau Wen Loong at 10:24 PM random quotes crap. i realise i didn't successfully censor the quotes and that the names didn't appear cos their in the triangle brackets which dun show cos they're taken as html. shit. i'm censoring it and changing it now. for those who read the quotes i had on my blog some time ago, here are more to enjoy. some are dergoratory, but all in the name of fun. enjoy... they're from chatrooms.... quote 1 [aard] blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats. (lol. i'm sorry rach, but the word goth makes me think of you. lol) quote 2 [yunicus] i could f**kin crack your head like a walnut with my clit (wth? lol. reminds me of those shows in thailand. whats it called. tiger shows is it. someone told me bout them... lol. they open beer bottles and shoot darts too. lol. multi-functional) quote 3(how to prevent terrorism) [xp99] We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. [xp99] So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. [xp99] Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. [xp99] And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment. [xp99] The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. [xp99] God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON (man... that'd be disturbing in singapore... connsidering the general standard...) quote 4(i dunno if everyone would get this) [Atob] a alphabetically be in organised sentence should words (totally grace-style man...) quote 5(this one'd humour aaron yiwen bout the whole dt thing) [SaBaS] brb. food stuck in throat quote 6(here's a slightly intellectually dirty one) [Nall] I'm so confused everytime I come in here. Either stop changing your names, or like, start cybering with me, so I f**king remember you. (bet quite a lot of ppl'd not get it) quote 7(this might offend jishun. hahaha.) [thenanny] What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating across the room? [thenanny] Drop it nigger! (sorry jiyun!) quote 8 [_nihil] F**k you. :P [TheF**k] Too late. [_nihil] F**k off? :P [TheF**k] It's stuck. quotes 9 and 10(examples of dumb americans) [qreymer] f**k... i just scratched my laptops monitor... and then i tried to use ctrl + z on it [qreymer] i forgot it doesn't work on the outside ;( [@flugger] Dont ever handle your dick after handling hot peppers.. hope that was entertaining... at least a bit... hope this is enough to remove that pic.... trying still.... ok. should be enough. yay. cheers. back after publishing. far from enough lol. actually that pic's online.like i put it u so it doesn't really bother me. ok. fine. i shall delete some of the rubbish spaces i put. posted by Lau Wen Loong at 5:19 PM my own lil ad ok.... in an attempt to help whoever downloads illegally to stop, i amm offering to help buy the songs legally from online and then whoever asked for it can keep it. its cheap. plus you don't have to buy the whole cd just for one song(like yiwen does). yea. ok. i went quite mad and purchased like 28 songs or so within the last 20 hours since i got my acct. yep. yay. finally can listen to those songs i've been wanting to... and aaron. i found the song i was looking for that santana did as a collaboration. its called 'Why don't you and I'. can't remember who he collaborated with. but it was gd. yep. i am gonna flood this place so that the stupid pic disappears. lol k. yea. thats all. OH AND JIA YOU FOR THOSE WHO ARE MUGGING! FOR THOSE LIKE ME WHO HAVEN'T STARTED, ERRR.... CRAP! LETS START! I SERIOUSLY DO NOT WANT YOU PEEPS AS MY SENIORS. HELP! posted by Lau Wen Loong at 5:14 PM Friday, August 18, 2006 Introducing...... SUPER BOIII~!!!  awwwww... ain't that cute? heee~ posted by *ally at 8:52 PM Monday, August 14, 2006 i was bored i was bored when i visited weiren's blog so yea this is the result. lol. enjoy. girls, listen! WEIREN the shuai ge in class that gets girls hot real fast they say he's really cute and their right to boot they go 'wei ren have my baby' but he's not found that one lady or maybe he has and i don't know regardless, girls! this guy's a walking manhunt show! next time he walks past you take a moment to go all goo-goo let you eyes feast upon this hot young gun LIM WEI REN THE SHUAIS GE NUMBER ONE! lol. i was bored. posted by Lau Wen Loong at 11:07 PM Sunday, August 13, 2006 Nobody learns from Kenneth Low So... one of my friends was reading last months Her World magazine and she showed me an article. The title was 'Top 50 Men We Want', or something along those lines. And one of them was none other than Mr. Siva! Looks like him anyway, i'm not sure what his full name is exactly. posted by Moca at 10:22 PM Saturday, August 12, 2006 hello all. im damn lazy to reblog here so if you wanna see some lousy pics of tues' outing, can go to my blog. ^_^ posted by krayle at 1:04 PM Thursday, August 10, 2006 Abolish PW OMG guys check this petition and sign it!! it's the abolish PW petition... http://www.petitiononline.com/APW/ Must sign... with that.. bye bye... :P posted by the PhAnToM at 10:47 PM ESPERANZA Nivi, yingqing, mich and i are helping to sell foolscap paper, socks and tissue packets in efforts to raise funds for Boys' Town Singapore. They're all self-designed and kinda cute!  Foolscap: $2 each Ankle Socks: 3 for $10 or $3.50 each (comes in pink, yellow and blue for girls, grey, black and white for boys) Tissue: 3 for $2 Boys' Town Singapore is an institution dedicated to providing guidance, shelter, education, vocational training and practical living skills to youth. They care for orphans, the poor, the neglected and those who find themselves in various states of difficulties. By supporting Boys' Town Singapore financially, they can better provide for and nurture more boys in need. yep so your support would be much appreciated!! (: posted by *ally at 3:42 PM Sunday, August 06, 2006 Hola! Has it been ages since I last blogged here huh huh? XP I miss all of ya loads! (okay.. I know ive been sayin this in all of my posts here.. but really! haha i do!) Im only free next wed actually. Tuesday is normal school day for me! And they have this stupid National Day Celebration 3pm onwards (until.. I dont know what time..) And tests start next friday. Yay. --> Screwed Case. (to Yiwen) er. You were at Marina Square to catch the fireworks? It was F**king crowded from Marina all the way to Suntec to Esplanade cause everybody wanted to watch the fireworks! -.-" I caught the fireworks at the highway. er.. unplanned actually :) Cuz' the jam was soooo bad.. my dad's car was stationary for a good 10mins. -- As i've said.. it happened on the Highway/Expressway.. Now now. You mean this "stationary for 10mins" can actually happen in S'pore? whee haha. Cool aye? Xp Can i mention somethin else that is very random? haha. Xp Ah I'll just say it. NP lacks eyecandies.. wahaha Xp. Alriteys. I think that's 'bout it. Luv all of ya loads. _cheerios!_ posted by Nat at 10:52 PM Wednesday, August 02, 2006 lit day!! lit dayyY!!! wah i'm very tired, i really CANNOT recount everything for the third time today. so pple who want pictures of our great star and think they can dahan my 自恋，please do visit my blog. if you don't know where that is you can just go to the 'rachel' link. T_T posted by krayle at 8:58 PM Tuesday, August 01, 2006 oh SHITSKY! decided to post this here because i didn't feel like using my own blog. XD WHOOHOOO~~ ok lemme dig out all the pictures that i took today.  our darling ally. ^^ those of you who haven't seen the funny video of her on my blog, please do visit and have a laugh. but dear if you don't like it, just tell me and i'll delete the thing kiez? heheh.  enli~ *laughs* so cute lehz. and this below is this picture i took when we were walking down the stairs from GP. aiyah shit cannot really see but that's wenloong and enli. heh. and of course it would be even nicer if i could've taken myself as well but....... heh. nvm. ^_^ it's nice this way~  aiyah shit lahz see i wanted to post vids too... but there's like incriminating evidence in the funniest one... so... nevermind. ^^see ya all~~ lit day tmr~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ posted by krayle at 8:09 PM |
    
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