Sunday, August 20, 2006
random quotes
crap. i realise i didn't successfully censor the quotes and that the names didn't appear cos their in the triangle brackets which dun show cos they're taken as html. shit. i'm censoring it and changing it now.
for those who read the quotes i had on my blog some time ago, here are more to enjoy. some are dergoratory, but all in the name of fun. enjoy... they're from chatrooms....
quote 1
[aard] blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats.
(lol. i'm sorry rach, but the word goth makes me think of you. lol)
quote 2
[yunicus] i could f**kin crack your head like a walnut with my clit
(wth? lol. reminds me of those shows in thailand. whats it called. tiger shows is it. someone told me bout them... lol. they open beer bottles and shoot darts too. lol. multi-functional)
quote 3(how to prevent terrorism)
[xp99] We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
[xp99] So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
[xp99] Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
[xp99] And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
[xp99] The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
[xp99] God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
(man... that'd be disturbing in singapore... connsidering the general standard...)
quote 4(i dunno if everyone would get this)
[Atob] a alphabetically be in organised sentence should words
(totally grace-style man...)
quote 5(this one'd humour aaron yiwen bout the whole dt thing)
[SaBaS] brb. food stuck in throat
quote 6(here's a slightly intellectually dirty one)
[Nall] I'm so confused everytime I come in here. Either stop changing your names, or like, start cybering with me, so I f**king remember you.
(bet quite a lot of ppl'd not get it)
quote 7(this might offend jishun. hahaha.)
[thenanny] What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating across the room?
[thenanny] Drop it nigger!
(sorry jiyun!)
quote 8
[_nihil] F**k you. :P
[TheF**k] Too late.
[_nihil] F**k off? :P
[TheF**k] It's stuck.
quotes 9 and 10(examples of dumb americans)
[qreymer] f**k... i just scratched my laptops monitor... and then i tried to use ctrl + z on it
[qreymer] i forgot it doesn't work on the outside ;(
[@flugger] Dont ever handle your dick after handling hot peppers..
hope that was entertaining... at least a bit...
hope this is enough to remove that pic....
trying still....
ok. should be enough.
yay.
cheers.
back after publishing. far from enough
lol. actually that pic's online.like i put it u so it doesn't really bother me. ok. fine. i shall delete some of the rubbish spaces i put.
posted by Lau Wen Loong at 5:19 PM
